Coolness Tier Part 1

I can't believe I am actually doing this.

So, right. I guess I start with the annoying Ninja v Pirates debate that has become so detestably common that even television commercial for candy directed towards 5-10 year old kids make reference to it. I guess there is no better place to star than here and now.

Ninja's are definitely lower tier. They are masters of stealth, but have all these flashy moves and high pitched screaming. They are like histrionic children in dark colored clothing with masks, and you are trying to escort these children as you are shopping for groceries because the baby sitter lied about being sick because your hyperactive ninja manchild is a terror. But the more you try to restrain your ninja child, the more they climb on the shelves, open packages, and put unnecessary things in your shopping cart when you are not looking.


Pirates are middle tier. They are like what happens to those children who partially outgrow being ninja terrors, get a drivers license, and start cruising around at God Knows what hour doing God Knows what with God Knows who...
That's basically pirates. They are middle tier cool because they actually have some ability to attract people who aren't also behaviorally challenged idiots with transportation.
What I'm saying is that pirates are basically ninjas with transportation and potential income.

No photoshop massacre here. The cap'n and I have an understanding.

A tier above pirates and ninjas is, you guessed it, shrine maidens.
What can I say? Chicks who wear modest clothing, hang out with raccoons, and fight demons all day. If that's not fairly high tier, I'll eat my hat.


I can't believe I'm going through with this.