Coolness Tier Part 1

I can't believe I am actually doing this.

So, right. I guess I start with the annoying Ninja v Pirates debate that has become so detestably common that even television commercial for candy directed towards 5-10 year old kids make reference to it. I guess there is no better place to star than here and now.

Ninja's are definitely lower tier. They are masters of stealth, but have all these flashy moves and high pitched screaming. They are like histrionic children in dark colored clothing with masks, and you are trying to escort these children as you are shopping for groceries because the baby sitter lied about being sick because your hyperactive ninja manchild is a terror. But the more you try to restrain your ninja child, the more they climb on the shelves, open packages, and put unnecessary things in your shopping cart when you are not looking.


Pirates are middle tier. They are like what happens to those children who partially outgrow being ninja terrors, get a drivers license, and start cruising around at God Knows what hour doing God Knows what with God Knows who...
That's basically pirates. They are middle tier cool because they actually have some ability to attract people who aren't also behaviorally challenged idiots with transportation.
What I'm saying is that pirates are basically ninjas with transportation and potential income.

No photoshop massacre here. The cap'n and I have an understanding.

A tier above pirates and ninjas is, you guessed it, shrine maidens.
What can I say? Chicks who wear modest clothing, hang out with raccoons, and fight demons all day. If that's not fairly high tier, I'll eat my hat.


I can't believe I'm going through with this.

Wow

I mean site navigation can be hectic, but everything is so streamlined and moves along just fine. The blog tools themselves are easy to use and friendly to look at. It's as if Google is begging stupid, impatient people to write as many blogs as humanly possible, like they're trying to bring about the end of the internet one ignorant blogger at a time.

Thanks Google. We couldn't have brought about the e-pocalypse without you.

Coolness Tier Intro

Hopefully, or hopelessly, I will be writing a series of posts discussing hierarchical lists of things or people arranged from top to bottom, or bottom to top, by order of degrees of coolness, or tier lists of coolness. Usually tier lists are made for fighting games, which can be fun, but I usually play video games by myself so things like that are irrelevant to me.

First and foremost, tier lists are not cool, by any stretch of the imagination. They are just over-glorified opinion lists presented as arguable facts. It is merely by the curse of subjectivity that I enjoy such trivial pastimes. I do not consider myself cool, this is not about me being cool. This is a fruitless attack against things I don't like, with no casualties because the last thing I need is to be a trend-setter. Hopefully this won't get too out of hand, and no one important will see this and sue me for damage to personal image.

Dusting this thing off

It's almost been a year since I used this thing.

There's that show. You know, the one where all the characters are, like, ghosts or grim reapers or something, but they fly around and fight with comically over-sized swords. I really don't like that show. I find it hard to even watch ironically.


It is a show about hotdogs, apparently.